of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Randomize
