You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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