Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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