just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
But theres a keg here and me gusta
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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