I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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