She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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