everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I didn't notice because vodka
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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