Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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