She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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