Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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