your room smells of hookers.
And success
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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