Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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