you guys were way drunker than both of me
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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