when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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