After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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