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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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