This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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