just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
