There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
