i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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