its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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