So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
This couple is walking their pig around campus
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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