Nicole vs. Life
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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