Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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