Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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