i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.