Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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