I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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