My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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