No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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