What changed your mind?
Being sober
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm like, not good at living.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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