dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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