yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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