She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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