thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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