so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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