One girl and one boy is just not enough.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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