...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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