just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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