when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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