clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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