What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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