oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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