? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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