Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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