just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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