I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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