Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
