Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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