mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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