Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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