I want to stick my p in your. b.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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