You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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