How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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